11 November 2009 @ 08:20 pm
(YMMV, of course)

I generally tend to avoid real person fiction as it sometimes makes me feel a bit ooky, even when it's not in extreme circumstances or a touchy subject(Heath Ledger anyone?) but I've noticed this quite a bit in past excursions.

You've got an actor(or a musician or a politician, etc. pick one, it doesn't matter). You've got a slash pairing in the summary and goldarnit, you're going to make that slash pairing happen! It's reasonable enough, the two actors have costarred in one or two movies and there's definitely room for some chemistry in there. But why oh why are you having Lawrence Olivier going to Walmart? Or Jeffrey Dean Morgan on a pirate ship?(not real examples yet.)

I check the summary. Nope, not a crack!fic. Been played pretty straightfaced up until that point, if a bit melodramatic and OOC. So...why? Do you really need to invent crazy circumstances just to get your OTP, especially when there are so many in character ways to get them together? Real people, though not part of a well-documented canon like most fictional characters are, have certain rules that apply to them and have exhibited a certain set of behaviors. No, I don't know that Viggo Mortenson will accidentally book a gay cruise and wind up rooming with Orlando Bloom...but there's a pretty good chance that would never happen.

And worse, don't suddenly turn it into a drama when it's been pretty friggin' cracky all along. It gives your readers whiplash.
If you're doing a crackfic good for you- all the more power to you for cooking that pot of crack!soup. Go the whole nine yards, make it a crack fic through and through, don't get your melodrama and wangst in my peanut butter.
If I'm laughing at the utter ridiculousness of your plot until you throw cancer or something in there to sober it up, I think you're doing something wrong. Gerard Way shouldn't bang his brother, go mall shopping, and then get killed in a drive-by all within the space of a few chapters.It makes me make this face @_@ and wonder what I just spent the past half-hour doing.

TL;DR, Keep crackfic crack, try to keep your RP fiction believable you crazy kids, you.
 
 
Nick Drake - Pink Moon
 
 
 
 
 
And it went something like this:



(I just made that yesterday, in reference to this.)

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11 November 2009 @ 09:03 pm
Oh hey you guys, there really is a lack of fanart huh? Well, lets remedy that shall we?
clicking this will result in a head-butt from a redneck )
 
 
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Jai Ho playing over and over in my headdd
 
 
12 November 2009 @ 01:51 am
 Medieval Legacy chapter three

Medieval Legacy's chapter 3 is up! Previous chapters include: A Brief Introduction - The Prologue - Chapter 1 - Chapter 2
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 09:39 pm
IDGI  
I've heard of a lemon.

I've heard of a lime.

WTF is a MELON?????
 
 
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11 November 2009 @ 10:34 pm
I found this on another NaNoWriMo community and I must say it gave me some things to think about.  Think it's time to write.  :)


 
 
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 10:28 pm
Title: The Good Witch
Chars/Pairs: The gang's all here, but I have a bias towards Cain men and princesses
Rating: PG-13 overall.
Summary: The Witch is gone, but that doesn't mean the war is over. Things begin to change.
Disclaimer: Yeah. It's not mine.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen: Turning Points
 
 
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 09:11 pm
Okay guys, I've had it up to here with my searching for pokefics. I'm not sure how many take to them here, but I'm hoping to find someone who can help. I've already gone through FF.net, so maybe there's somewhere else even more amazing that I've missed. I'm looking for originalshipping (Red/Green/Red), and have had fail luck. Does anyone know any fics that will stop this 'craving' I've had recently? D:

Please note, I don't really care for Palletshipping (Gary/Ash).



Thank you in advance!
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 09:55 pm
I FINALLY watched Doom today, for obvious reasons. It was hilarious haha, and KU was at times almost too hot to handle.

I know I've seen tons of Doom/Star Trek crossovers. I was wondering if anyone can rec me their favs? I'd, of course, prefer Kirk/McCoy (or Kirk/Reaper or Kirk/Reaper!McCoy or, hell, Kirk/Reaper/McCoy), which is why I'm posting here. I can delete if this is not allowed.


Thanks in advance!
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 06:37 pm
You say you wrote this fic to explain why A is justified in turning B's romantic gestures down, and to convince A/B shippers why they wouldn't work as a couple. The biggest flaw in your plan to convince people to abandon ship is that it is not actually canon that B is always drunk, doesn't care about A, and is secretly in love with his best friend/drinking buddy. Writing him this way makes your fic seem OOC, writing him this way and insisting that this is really how he is, in order to make a statement about why it's horrible and wrong to ship something you don't like, makes you seem like someone who has never actually seen the show.
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 06:37 pm
 Title: Whether tis nobler...Part 1/?
Warnings: none really. not yet anyway. 
Disclaimer: I own a couple things. None of them make me rich like owning the rights for Star Trek would. 
Summary: Jim is confronted by his past in a very real way....By which I mean, a nine year old James Kirk appears, and Jim is forced to deal with himself as a child. While the crew tries to puzzle together why this has happened, the must also reconcile their view of Captain Kirk with the vulnerable, if slightly defiant child that has joined them. 

zhen123.livejournal.com/1923.html#cutid1
 
 
chipper
chipper
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 09:18 pm
Title: "Switch" (37/?)
Author: [info]ceres_libera
Rating: R to NC-17
Summary: The life and times of Leonard H. McCoy MD/PhD … If Leonard McCoy's life could get any fucking weirder, it would be … Jesus, he didn't even want to think what that could possibly mean, because it's already been too fucking weird to make any kind of rational sense.
Canon: Based in the ST:XI universe, but strongly influenced by all canon ST-verses.
Characters: McCoy/Kirk, with eventual appearances by all other ST:XI characters.
Disclaimer: Not mine, but I thank Gene Roddenberry, Paramount and JJ Abrams for the inspiration.

Switch 37/?

Previous entries: Switch 1/?, Switch 2/?, Switch 3/?, Switch 4/?, Switch 5/?, Switch 6/?, Switch 7/?, Switch 8/?, Switch 9/?, Switch 10/?, Switch 11/?, Switch 12/?, Switch 13/?, Switch 14/?, Switch 15/?, Switch 16?, Switch 17/?, Switch 18/?, Switch 19/?, Switch 20/?, Switch 21/?, Switch 22/?, Switch 23/?, Switch 24/?, Switch 25/?, Switch 26/?, Switch 27/?, Switch 28/?, Switch 29/?, Switch 30/?, Switch 31/?, Switch 32/?, Switch 33/?, Switch 34/?, Switch 35/?, Switch 36/?
 
 
 
 
11 November 2009 @ 09:03 pm
Dear author:

...

D:

WTF. RAPE IS NOT SEXY.
DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS, WRITING RAPE BUT TREATING IT LIKE CONSENT IS FUCKED UP. DON'T DO IT.

I mean, I can (kind of) get the whole "ravishment" thing. But actually calling it rape, and then continuing to treat it like run-of-the-mill consensual porn (Not even touching the whole "women are so cute when they're mad" bits)... that's just disturbing. And not in the good, darkfic kind of way, either.

In conclusion, if you want to write rape, write rape, and if you want to write consent, write consent, but don't write rape and and then act like it's consensual. Thankyewverymuch.

*This has been a public service announcement from the Department of Why The Fuck Do I Even Have To Explain This*

(BTW, some choice quotes from the fic in question? "This is rape, you know. I can call the police on you." "Because you always threaten me not to." "Stop it!" I shit you not. Sometimes, I hate the world.)

ETA: Yes, I'm quite certain this wasn't darkfic. The narration treats it like a normal consensual shipfic. If it were on purpose, I'd almost call it brilliant, but I really, really doubt that it's on purpose. :/
 
 
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001-032. Actor: John Cho
033-123. Actor: Milo Ventimiglia
124-180. Actor: Robert Pattinson
181-210. Music: Paramore
211-243. Music: VersaEmerge




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